Happy Birthday to Toni !!!

Those were the days my friend, we thought they would NEVER end - I love you
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On the porch at Grape Creek
Laundry Day
Hope you have lots of fun on this your birthday!!

Remember this day?

At the Cannon Street Cafe
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Ready for Easter Sunday
Ready for Easter Sunday
What night..
What a party!
  sisters
I got all my sisters with me
Sending lots of love along
What a group!
With Brother
Party, Party, Party
What a great day!!
What a great day!

Don't know how to throw a party - for instructions check out these sites"
Women's Day Magazine
For Kids and Birds
The Sisters
Ain't she cute!
  The Grandson
With Grandson Darian
 
This guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands it to him, and pushes over a bowl of nuts.

The man is having a sip of his beer when he hears a tiny voice say, "Nice tie."

He quickly looks around but sees nothing. He takes another sip when he hears "Nice hat too."

He quickly puts down the beer, but there's no one around, so he asks the bartender, "I keep hearing a tiny voice saying nice things, whats going on?"

The bartender nods understandingly and says, "Oh, its the nuts, they're complimentary."


Things that make you go hmmm...

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"

The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"

The fella says, "Naw, you're right. . . I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"


"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh."

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."