The Ming Report by Keith Hays

July, 2002


July 30, 2002 -
I think his name was Jumbo - the elephant that sat on my chest last Friday afternoon as I was talking to our court reporter, There was no warning, We were in the middle of a conversation when he just took a notion to use me for a chair. Flattened me right out, it did. Jaime, the court reporter, asked me if I was ok. I did not want to interrupt the court's calendar and I told her, "I'm OK, just give me a minute." She did not believe me. She called 911.....click here for entire article

RUNNING OF THE BULLS - WALL STREET STYLE

July 23, 2002 - Neither Slick Willie nor Dumb Dubya is responsible for the decline in the market. The factors that contributed to the Crash of 2002 aren't that simple. The weed seeds that have led to this bitter harvest were sown long ago and the failure to root them out can be apportioned over decades of benign neglect and optimistic forecasts of endless growth. The prescient among us saw the day coming when the bear would rouse from hibernation and hungrily rampage among the bulls with blood dripping from its jaws.....click here for entire article

SHOCKED TO FIND GAMBLING

July 16, 2002 - John Ashcroft's justice department's big investigation this year was just as shocking as when Claude Rain's character discovered that gambling was going on in the back room at Rick's. They labored mightily and discovered that there were (shock) whores plying their trade in New Orleans! That is what happens when the authorities are more interested in peeking into our bedrooms than stripping the covers off the goings on in America's boardrooms. That is where the real whores are plying their trade - and the customer doesn't even get kissed first.....click here for entire article


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